... 05 October 2004 at 10:04
funky dog shits?....no they're fucking not
some little shitty dog owner has allowed their little shitty shit to shit directly in the middle of the entrance to the block of flats where i live.
picture the scene - i come bombing down the stairs, late for work as usual, run towards the gate in full stride, pass through it and then twist and contort into some freaky weird ballet move as i, luckily, spot the steaming turd 5mm from my foot. i consider this a lucky escape but the shithead dog owner is a serial shitter.
not 2 weeks ago another shit was deposited by the flats' entrance but this time cleverly positioned to the side by the gate post. so for the residents of 8 flats there was the extra fun of walking out and turning left to be be confronted by a shitty shit hiding behind a post. that particular shit, you'll be pleased to hear, was hit several times. the shitty owner of the shitting dog must have had a shitty chuckle at the success of that shit.
tonight i have the added delight of trying to remember that the shit is there without the aid of daylight. it's likely too that someone will have trod in it and will have spread it far and wide thus increasing the chances that i too will hit the shit.
shitty shits should pick up the shit after their little shits
...I caught Rocky pissing on the floor and I winged a tennis ball at him to prevent any more damage. Oh well. I let him outside for like 25 minutes and as soon as he comes in, he takes a piss right on the floor. This dog sucks...
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November 26, 2002
I got to call the cops on my idiot neighbors last night. They let their stupid-ass dog bark for over an hour. I have finally had enough of the yippie little shit and his equally shitty owners....
There's plenty more out there, Dudes and Dude-ettes. Go find some and post 'em up on my Forum. You know where that is and how to get there, don't you? You should!
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