He did it again - he fucking DID IT AGAIN, only worse this time. The 4th of July we had fireworks at night nearby. We went out to watch them with a few beers, and were coming back in for some serious between-the-sheets funtime. So we walk in the door and the shithead dog is freaked out over the fireworks noise. I'm like Oh great... so I go to the bedroom and Yeah... he's broken in again. And this time he's PISSED ALL OVER THE CARPET AND THE BED!!!! Yeah, he fucking ruined the night. Sonofa bitch DOG. GF had to get out the carpet cleaner crap and strip down the bed and everything, and well that's JUST SO FUCKING ROMANTIC isn't it, you lousy stinking cowardly asshole DOG. Happy fucking 4th to you too, you shithead animal. You ruined my night
, goddamn it, are ruining my house
, and you're ruining my life!!!
I HATE YOU!
And folks, I'm gonna make a prediction here: I'll bet anything that now he knows he can get thru that door, and he's got his stinking filthy piss smell in there now, he's gonna be getting in that bedroom every fucking day to sleep on MY GODDAMN BED. I'm ready to fucking KILL.
I HATE DOGS and that one most of all!